Sam & Todd Quine - Our Grandad is so bald, Our Grandad is so brave, Sometimes we see him he really needs a shave. Our Grandad is clever, Our Grandad is smart, We liked to call him a grumpy old fart. Our Grandad is handsome, Our Grandad is smart, We think he has a massive heart. Our Grandad told us his golf was good, But we know he kept spare balls in his hood. Our Grandad always tells us a very good story, Our Grandad, i think he washes in glory. Our Grandad, we love him ever so much, There is something about him, a magic touch. Our Grandad is so strong, Our Grandad is so tough, Our Grandad has taught us so much great stuff. Our Grandad's life, I’m afraid, has come to an end, this poem was about our very best friend.